Joe's Thoughts

Sunday, October 23, 2005

Crow: Interview 2

I asked Presidential candidate Crow a few more questions:

Who is Randy Crow?

Concerned citizen

What are is accomplishments?

My experience has revealed tooting my horn is not really advantageous politically.

What positions have you held?

None politically.

What is your over all vision for America?

My vision for America would be the vision for America produced by a well informed majority of Americans. A few of my favorite components of what I consider make up a good vision for America would be the following.

An energy system using bacteria produced hydrogen energy.
A fair economic system.
Clean water and environment.
A political system which does the will of the majority.
A free press.
The right to keep and bear arms.
No draft.
The USA out of Iraq.
An Israel without any nuclear weapons.

Saturday, October 22, 2005

Interview with a Presidential Candidate

Here is a recent interview with Democratic Presidential candidate Randy Crow:

1) During your first 100 days, what would you do as President?

It depends upon the situation. However I will only be elected if something truly cataclysmic happens, like a nuclear holocaust, and/or biological warfare that kills half or so of the people on the planet, and/or Ponzi Greenspan's economic bubble busts unleashing the wrath of his $70 trillion in unregulated derivates and repos and basically all of us are "dying", "destitute" and "dead." Certainly you and the survivors would not be happy Republicans or Democrats and would want me to enforce US Constitution Article III. Section . 3. "Treason against the United States, shall consist only in levying War against them, ... " as it applies to those guilty, Neocons, communi$t$, and zioni$t$, which of course I would cheerfully do.

2) Who would be your top 5 choices as a running-mate if nominated by the Democratic Party?

In my opinion a qualified Vice Presidential candidate would be one who is a good executive, insightful, educated in many fields, and understands there is a group of people which is in direct opposition to the US Constitution and the basic rights it stands upon, and has the desire and courage to stand up to these people. No Democrat or politician comes to mind who qualifies because most of their moves are mandated by those who invent the mass propaganda which take away our freedom and democracy.

3) Would you ever consider running as a third party nominee?

No.

4) Who else do you think will definitely run for the Democratic nomination?

Hillary Clinton, Howard Dean, Lyndon LaRouche, Cindy Sheehan

5) Who are the top 5 strongest candidates in the Republican Party?

Karl Rove, Tom DeLay, Harriet Miers, John Bolton, Arnold Schwartznegger

6) Whom is the bigger threat: Syria, Iran, or North Korea?

The threat to the survival of the planet is the USA run by Neocons. Syria, Iran, and North Korea are all threats to us of course if they are attacked by the United States and/or Israel, which are considered by the people of the planet as one and the same.

7) Has politics become too partisan?

Yalie Skull and Bones (?) Howard Dean handed off to Yalie Skull and Bones John Kerry who handed off to Yalie Skull and Bones Little George, so we are a one party country.

Because of his honesty and conviction, I officially throw my support behind Mr. Crow for his party's nomination. He is a refreshing voice and should win. Stay tune for more about Randy Crow and his comments regarding the 2006-2008 electoral season.

Monday, October 10, 2005

Victory in Germany

Schroeder has conceded, Merkel is now Chancellor of Germany. This is a historic day in Germany, being the first female ever elected to rule over this nation. She is the second woman to become leader of a major nation in Europe, perceded by fmr British PM Magaret Thatcher.

Sunday, October 09, 2005

Stupid White Men

Dissidents of the famed neo-nazi organization National Alliance have formed a new group called National Vanguard and are trying to create a new political party in Nevada called the White People's Party, with the intention of creating more chapters in Florida and New Jersey. My question: Why? I mean isn't it enough to have one stupid racist organization, and now we have two and a racist political party. Give me a break. How many stupid white men are there in America?

I also wish to note that this is an exculsive story that I am surprised the pinko "holyier the thou" Ron Gunzburger of Polit . did have on his blog. Is this a minor mistake that will be corrected, or is he blinded by bashing the GOP and promoting gay-ness to give a damn about a potentially dangerous political organization.

You decide.

Poland Votes

Poland is holding it's Presidential elections today. So far, the leaders are Donald Tusk of Civic Platform and Lech Kaczynski of the Law & Justice Party. Neither have enough votes to win outright, so a runoff is likely. In the event of a runoff, I am throwing all my support behind Kaczynski. He is the Mayor of Warsaw, has demonstrated a great ability to lead, and his platform is agreeable. He promises a clear break from post-communist Poland under the banner of the "Fourth Republic", a return to Christian values while protecting workers' rights and the welfare state. I urge all Poles to vote Kaczynski and bring greatness back to Poland.

Saturday, October 08, 2005

More Uribe

The constitutional court of Colombia is preparing to decide whether President Uribe can run for a second term. He has so far stabilized much of the country, improved it's economy, and is the nation's most popular President in resent history.

What the Fuck?

Mayor Nagin of New Orleans wants to expand gambling in order to bring back tourists. That's right. Instead of focusing on rebuilding infrastructure, compensating families for lost belongings, and get cities service up and running, he is more concerned about tourists. Okay, what kind of moron is he!?!? People come first, tourists come last. SERENITY NOW!!!!! Am I the on person who sees how stupid and wrong he is?

Whose on First?

Lame-Duck Chancellor Schroeder and CDU Leader Merkel are currently trying to form a coalition with the incumbent SPD and the CDU/CSU (the winners of the 2005 Bundestag elections). They are currently arguing who should be Chancellor, Schroeder or Merkel.

My take, just give Merkel the Chancellorship. Her party has the majority (a slim one, but still a majority), Schroeder is increasingly unpopular, and the German people clearly want change. I demand that Schroeder step down and give Merkel the Chancellorship.

United Front in Florida

Democratic gubernatorial candidate has dropped out and endorsed Congressman Jim Davis for the nomination. I consider this effort to united the Dems behind one candidate is either an attempt by Maddox to gain brownie points for a future political run or an attempt to get the Lt. Governor's spot on the ticket. I expect the only other viable challenger to Davis' nomination, Rod Smith, will also dropout in the coming weeks.

This could be a problem for the GOP, since they are going to have a bloody two way primary contest. Davis could beat either Crist or Gallagher.

Thursday, October 06, 2005

SERENITY NOW!!!

As we all know, children of famous politicians also have political aspirations. Look at Bush's, the Kennedy children, and others. But now there is a candidacy that is so mind boggling that I must comment on it. Jack Carter, son of President Jimmy Carter, is running for US Senate in Nevada. Why? First of all, Jimmy Carter was the worse President of the 20th century, so being his son isn't going to win him any popularity points. Second, he has only lived in the state since 2003 (what, he couldn't get elected in Georgia?). Third, he has never held any political position (appointed nor elected) in his life. So, here is my question for him: are you fucking insane? What you think because your a President's son you can be a politician? I'm pretty sure the children of Mussolini, Pinochet, Pol Pot and Idi Amin can prove my point can prove your thinking wrong.

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

Doom for Abbas?

The Palestinian legislature has voted to urge President Abbas to form a new government after his failure to take control of the Gaza Strip, leaving in virtual anarchy. This could be considered a sign that democratic thought is taking root and the dictatorial actions of the past are no longer used.

Messiah of Alabama

Judge Roy Moore, famed hero of the religious right, has announced his candidacy for Governor of Alabama. It is clear that he is running to stop the cultural genocide that is happening in our great nation. He has proposed making homosexuality a capital offense punishable by death. While normally, I am against the death penalty and abortion, I do support this proposal to execute godless heathens.